Every time a Burglar enters the field, they follow a strict protocol to ensure your garden is 100% "Clear of Evidence."
We perform a methodical, grid-based sweep of your entire outdoor space to ensure no landmine is left behind.
All waste is collected and removed from your property. We don't use your bins; we take the loot with us for professional, regulated disposal.
We treat high-traffic areas with kennel-grade disinfectant that kills 99.9% of bacteria and viruses, leaving your lawn safe for kids and paws.
We double-check all gates and entry points upon entry and exit to ensure your pets stay secure.
Whether you have one tiny terrier or a whole pack of hounds, we have a patrol frequency to suit your mission profile.
Monthly Intelligence: A deep clean once a month.
Bi-Weekly Recon: Every two weeks to keep the peace.
Weekly Extraction: Our most popular mission—keeping the zone clear every 7 days.
2x Weekly Special Ops: For high-traffic gardens and multiple dogs.
Turd Burglars isn’t just for back gardens. We provide professional waste management for larger-scale "crime scenes" too. We work with:
Property Managers & Landlords: Keep communal areas and flat complexes clean and compliant.
Veterinary Clinics & Kennels: Professional-grade waste removal and sanitisation for high-risk zones.
Dog Daycare Facilities: Regular sweeps to maintain a hygienic environment for your clients.
Public Parks & Event Spaces: Tactical clean-ups for festivals, shows, or public walk areas.
Need something more specific? Our operatives are ready to adapt to your needs.
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