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Is Your Garden a Crime Scene?

We hunt the poop so you don’t have to. Professional, discreet, and reliable dog waste removal for Sandbach, Crewe, and Nantwich.


The Mission:

Why Choose Turd Burglars?

We know your garden is your sanctuary—or at least it should be. But when the four-legged residents turn your lawn into a tactical minefield, it’s time to call in the professionals. We don’t just scoop; we provide an elite level of service to keep your outdoor space safe and pristine.

Regular Extractions: Scheduled visits that keep your garden clear year-round.

Neutralising the Zone: We use kennel-grade disinfectant to kill bacteria and viruses on impact.

Total Evidence Removal: We take the waste with us. No smelly bins, no trace left behind.

Professional Disposal: We follow all environmental regulations, so you don't have to worry.

How the Operation Works

Report a Crime Scene:

Call, text, or fill out our quick intake form.

Choose Your Patrol:

Select how often you want us to sweep your perimeter.

The Extraction Begins:

Our Burglars arrive, clear the loot, and sanitise the area.

Enjoy Your Freedom:

Get back to enjoying your garden without watching your step.

Our Pricing Plans (The Loot Table)

No messy contracts. Simple Monthly Direct Debit.


Ready to Secure Your Perimeter?

Don't let the backyard become a no-go zone. Reclaim your garden today.

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